“We expect our first residents to be living in the community by late summer of 2018,” he went on to say. Of course it’s going to be a very fun place to live. Jimmy Buffett, the self-appointed king of chill, is in charge.
The senior vice president of Minto, Bill Bullock (low-key power name), clarifies that, “It’s going to be a very fun place.” No shit, Sherlock. Never mind the fact that the above goal is the goal of pretty much everyone in their 20s who can’t go out like they used to – we all need to start actually saving for retirement before we hit our 50s and realize we’re all still poor from Postmating every meal on the weekends. The homes probably have the Jimmiest Buffettiest goal of all-time: “rigorously dedicated to doling out margaritas and chill vibes.” Uh, yeah, sign me and all my friends up. The aim of this partnership is for Jimmy to create homes for anyone over the age of 55, which officially means early retirement at the age of 55 has become the new gold standard for living. Jimmy Buffett has officially partnered with Minto Communities, which probably means nothing to you if you’re under the age of 50 and have fears of not retiring until you’re well into your 60s. Needless to say, these aren’t going to be your grandma’s retirement homes. Now that I’m stuck at the age of 30 spending $9.95 for a top-shelf margarita every time I go out, I kick myself for being the dumbass that I was at the tender age of 22.īut all of that is behind me now and I have a new goal to set my sights on: retiring at a recently announced Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville Retirement Home, as reported by Thrillist. I was young, dumb, and didn’t understand the need for a $350 Margarita machine when there were perfectly good 30-packs of Busch just sitting at my local gas station.
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The biggest mistake of my twenties was turning down a free Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville Frozen Margarita Machine.
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